Wednesday, March 18, 2009

---I Have Gas------

I am a simple person. I went to the local mini mart to fill my gas tank and get a gallon of milk. I filled my tank and went into the mart to get the milk and pay for the gas. A man was at the counter a head of me. I heard the clerk ask him if the gas was his. The man said he didn't get gas and being the honest person that I am and not wanting a person to be eyed suspiciously on my account I speak up and say a bit too loudly " I have gas". The store gets quiet. Every eye is on me. My face turns bright red and I say a bit sheepishly "a...er...not literally,I have gas and milk, sir." I hear a few giggles. I pay for the gas and milk and walk out vowing to go to a different mini mart next time I need gas and milk.

6 comments:

hil said...

say it loud and proud, Lady. I have gas! this story is so hilarious! i can just hear you voice in you reply.

Washington Cowgirl said...

We all have gas...at least I hope we all do or I'll be really embarrassed for what I just admitted.
Remember Aunt Kelly's story about yelling to the guy in the next minivan over "You wish you had a Peter!"

gigi said...

I think it my age but I have gas more often than not! I just hate that. Oh and my tank is full so I won't be making that grand statement!

Barney's Friend Chris said...

I love a good gas story! Thank you for making me laugh!

Jess said...

That was too funny! I can't wait to have Dustin read that one!

kanishk said...

i can just hear you voice in you reply.
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